That thing called a “Life List”?!

So, a lot of people have what they call a “Life List” or a “Bucket List”. Some have even published it on 43Things or other websites of this sort… I have a problem making such list, but I will try nonetheless… Here goes attempt #1 (in no particular order):

• Make Art • Exhibit my Art • Learn photography darkroom techniques • Finish my bachelor’s degree • Get a master’s degree • Write a book or two or more • Read more than 100 books • Organize or Curate an art exhibition • Skydiving! • Bungee jump! • Do yoga • Learn how to shoot a gun • Tattoo! • Get more tattoos • Become fluent in Français • Learn Deutsch • • Go to a stripclub • Learn Pole Dance inversions & tricks • Be a better dancer • Go on a road trip with no predetermined destination • Learn to tattoo (well enough so I can ink on  myself and others’ skin) • Design custom tattoos for myself • Design tattoo flash or custom art that is actually used on others • Learn how to pick a lock • Sing at a Kareoke • Be a groupie for a rock band I like • Learn to play the electric guitar • Go to a rave party and candyflip! • Eat escargot in France • Live in New York City, Paris, and Los Angeles, CA • Visit Paris, France • Visit Germany • Visit London, England • Do a ritual at Stonehenge • Visit Morocco • Visit India • Visit Moscow, Russia • Visit Thailand • Visit Egypt • Travel the Mediterranean in a sailboat • See an aurora borealis • Publish an article in an important national magazine or newspaper • Create a website or blog • Go nude sunbathing at a naturist/nude beach • Buy myself a corset • Buy a nice pair of stripper shoes • Get my driver’s license • Win the lottery (even if it’s $1) • Get some permanent make-up done (eyeliner, top) • Get laser hair removal treatments • Send a message in a bottle and have it reach the intended person • Find another cat that I can love as much as the one I had that died • Learn to communicate in cat language (meow!) • Have a Ball Python as a pet • Get a job as a Jack Daniel’s promotional model • Work at the Museum of Modern Art (MoMA) • Stop procrastinating •

[ I probably have a few more in the back of my head,
i'll update this post as soon as they decide to come out of the dark. ]]

Things I probably shouldn’t do…

Here I present the top 10 things that I do either on a daily basis or just occasionally that maybe … just maybe … I should NOT do:

10. Eat the same things over and over each week.
9. Wait until I’ve run out of underwear or socks to wash a load of clothes.
8. Think about getting an actual paying job but doing nothing to get it.
7. Watch the same episodes of a TV show over and over again (even if they’re not interesting).
6. Not answer my cell phone calls or texts for more than a week.
5. Buy pointless stuff thinking I might use them in the future.
4. Buy tons of condoms, have them on my purse or on me, but forget to use them from time to time.
3. Procrastinate every single thing I have/need/want to do.
2. Randomly “forget” to do stuff that I agreed to do just because “I don’t feel like it right now”.
1. Do risky things that might get me killed.

Now, the fact that I do these things and I shouldn’t does not mean that I will stop doing them. Ok… I agree, some I should actually not do anymore and change them for “healthier” things. But, whatever.

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